There's a song around at the moment by Scouting for Girls called She's so lovely and I have a problem with the lyrics!!
In one verse they sing
"Come see me, discreatly"
to which I keep wanting to add
"Beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly"
Bloody Victoria Wood!
Worrying thing is it fits - not just with the music but with the theme of the song - missed a trick there lads!!
(and is it just me but is their song "Elvis ain't Dead" the same song but with different words!!
