Benny wanted to walk up to meet his daddy at the station tonight

As I came out a man who was obviously under the influence came round the corner. He made no attempt to move out of the way instead he just stood staring at me till I moved.

There were three more people behind him, One of them, a girl. mumbled at me. "Can you spare us 50P mate"

Pardon I said

The girl repeated her request in a slow and sarcastic voice as if she was speaking to an idiot who hadn't understood her simple request!

No was my answer

I decided it would be safer to walk towards the house and was glad when I saw my little'un bouncing down the road towards me